Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, visits the Royal Children's Hospital, in Melbourne, Australia, April 14, 2026.
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Undeterred by the unsavory claims swirling around her father, Meghan has just launched a $550 "Library basket" in her product line, As Ever, and announced she is filming a series of MasterChef Australia (hinting that her children could go with her).

This is while her staff is simultaneously telling friendly outlets that she has fled the U.K. to cope with the trauma of the revelations (which just happens to coincide with British schools being out for a week) and that she keeps bursting into tears whenever she looks at her daughter Lilibet and thinks of the allegations around her father.