Back in history, there were loads of royal princes who were supposed to be King – but lost out at the last minute. Listen to this banger to find out why!

Who are the Great English Kings that never were?

The song is about all the great ... well, all the okay Kings of England that never were:

  • 💔 Arthur Tudor - He died of a sweating sickness (which is how we feel after double period P.E. Lesson, right?) and had his crown and wife taken by his brother, oh no!

  • 💩 Edward, The Black Prince - Who literally pooped himself to death!

  • 👎 Frederick - He was the eldest son of George II and died of a pulmonary embolism.His dad was glad that he didn't end up becoming King though because he was pretty below par … dead disappointing!

  • 🤔 Alphonso - Wait ... Who was he?