Alcohol can make you do dumb things (not that I would know; I've only ever been completely normal while intoxicated 😇). People who do know, though, are the people who serve you: bartenders.

A person with their head on a bar counter surrounded by empty shot glasses, while another person watches from behind the bar. Keys are on the counter

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A Reddit user who goes by the name QuasarsRcool asked, "Bartenders of Reddit, what is your best 'way too drunk' customer story?" Some of these responses are certainly not for the faint of heart, but if you're brave, there are some good laughs ahead. Here's what people had to share:

1. "New Year's Eve was always the shittiest night to bartend for two reasons. The first, you're working on New Year's Eve. The second is that everyone feels entitled to get plastered drunk. One NYE, two minutes to midnight, some douche ordered a round of dark rum shots for him and his ladyfriend. Against my advice, the two downed the shots. Immediately after, I could tell the girl entered the danger zone — she definitely had to puke. The ball was dropping, and this guy leaned in for an open-mouth kiss to ring in the new year. This sloppy make-out session happened right in front of me for about 10 seconds before this girl bird-fed her puke down this dudes throat. His reaction, you ask? He threw up her puke, plus his own puke, all over her dress and my bar. I think it was during this experience that I decided to get my ass in grad school."