The future of AI hinges on… Jensen Huang’s sex life?

NVIDIOT.

NVIDIOT.

by Elizabeth LopattoNov 9, 2026, 5:36 PM UTC
Step 1. Cut a hole in the box.
Image: The VergeElizabeth Lopatto is a reporter who writes about tech, money, and human behavior. She joined The Verge in 2014 as science editor. Previously, she was a reporter at Bloomberg.

I would prefer that these people’s sex lives were none of my business but I guess we have to talk about Jensen Huang and the National Security Incident. Who could have guessed that the guy who was out here signing titties might not have great judgment about how to behave around women?